In light of the Multi-Cultural Festival at my uni that ran last week, here are some awesome cultural tid-bits about your favourite planets in your Galaxy!
First off, Planet G-67, just off the course of Solar System 11-K: The friendly way to greet someone is by insulting their clothes; the better the insult, the friendlier the greeting! The most friendliest hello is probably, "I could poop better clothes than the ones you're wearing."
Next up, Forager 2: their most celebrated form of entertainment is music--the music of hearts beating, actually. Seriously, they just sit around in a room and listen to all sorts of heart thumps; those of a young child playing, would be one of the happier forms of 'music', and the most tragic of course, is that music (or thumping) of a dying heart. Some say that the Dying Heart is both sad and happy because it indicates a life well lived.
Grix-qree, a.k.a Ronzon 34: They live on the atmospheric clouds, which incidentally, form at approximately 30 feet above ground level. They are extremely delicate, however. A fall from one of their clouds would cause immediate and a rather painful death, much like what would happen if say, someone were to suck a human into space.
You will not believe what the habitants of Rechen-776 eat: air. Or rather I should say that they don't breathe as humans (or krikets) do. They just occasionally open their mouths whenever they're hungry or in need of nutrition, and suck the air around them. They essentially, consume the air around them, and not breathe it.
Oh, and let's not forget 56 Nonel aka Jupiter (that's right, JUPITER!). The residents of Planet Jupiter (as humans call it) live underground. They take great care in ensuring that their homes and cities underground do not suffer a 'land-leak' as they call it; it lets in large amounts of the planet's natural gasses into their homes which are, ironically, toxic to them. Jupiter, after all, is just a large ball of gas; until you get to the glorious center of it.
And finally, FS Ghol'phorts: Ghol'phorts is probably my favourite planet to visit (back when I actually did travel) because it's the newest planet in the Galaxy Sector 997185-6783452 which was assigned to me. It's such a lovely place, with all the fumes and the smells and wetness. No life has started to form quite yet, but it looks extremely promising. Another 65 Julls give or take, and I think I can bear witness to the first forms of life on a new planet!
Ahh isn't life just marvelous!
First off, Planet G-67, just off the course of Solar System 11-K: The friendly way to greet someone is by insulting their clothes; the better the insult, the friendlier the greeting! The most friendliest hello is probably, "I could poop better clothes than the ones you're wearing."
Next up, Forager 2: their most celebrated form of entertainment is music--the music of hearts beating, actually. Seriously, they just sit around in a room and listen to all sorts of heart thumps; those of a young child playing, would be one of the happier forms of 'music', and the most tragic of course, is that music (or thumping) of a dying heart. Some say that the Dying Heart is both sad and happy because it indicates a life well lived.
Grix-qree, a.k.a Ronzon 34: They live on the atmospheric clouds, which incidentally, form at approximately 30 feet above ground level. They are extremely delicate, however. A fall from one of their clouds would cause immediate and a rather painful death, much like what would happen if say, someone were to suck a human into space.
You will not believe what the habitants of Rechen-776 eat: air. Or rather I should say that they don't breathe as humans (or krikets) do. They just occasionally open their mouths whenever they're hungry or in need of nutrition, and suck the air around them. They essentially, consume the air around them, and not breathe it.
Oh, and let's not forget 56 Nonel aka Jupiter (that's right, JUPITER!). The residents of Planet Jupiter (as humans call it) live underground. They take great care in ensuring that their homes and cities underground do not suffer a 'land-leak' as they call it; it lets in large amounts of the planet's natural gasses into their homes which are, ironically, toxic to them. Jupiter, after all, is just a large ball of gas; until you get to the glorious center of it.
And finally, FS Ghol'phorts: Ghol'phorts is probably my favourite planet to visit (back when I actually did travel) because it's the newest planet in the Galaxy Sector 997185-6783452 which was assigned to me. It's such a lovely place, with all the fumes and the smells and wetness. No life has started to form quite yet, but it looks extremely promising. Another 65 Julls give or take, and I think I can bear witness to the first forms of life on a new planet!
Ahh isn't life just marvelous!
