Entry 1: Greetings, Mission Control!

Entry 1




Greetings, Mission Control!

This is KPL47358 reporting in from the third rock from the Sun, of the solar system on the left arm spiral of Milky Way a.k.a BLM667 Galaxhie. Solar System #JJK7654VANU. I understand that you all at home base want me to report on Planet 'Earth' (that's what the humanoid and most advanced species of all life forms here, call Planet 3. Please do pass on the following information to Dr. Kljorsf: The most advanced life forms, are, as he predicted, humanoid. However, they aren't the only life forms here, as expected. There happen to be a lot of other four-legged movabiles and other non-movabiles).

Human Circulatory Anatomy

A Human and his 4-legged movabile. They domesticate some of the movabiles as in this picture.

But HOW IN ZORNIEK'S NAME AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTACT YOU IF COMMUNICATIONS ARE DOWN?!


You said you wanted me to use Earth radio waves to contact you.
Well, GUESS WHAT. IF Earthlings possessed that sort of technology to radiate signals all the way to our homeland, THEY WOULD HAVE.
All their instruments are pointing the WRONG way!! I would sooner send signals to ~Retd950/ than our own planet. These life forms' attempts to communicate with other "aliens" are both laughable and pretentious. An infant's hobby is what it looks like.
Coming back to commuications; I have opened this page on something called the "Internet." It's like a database that one can access from anywhere (within WiFi network--WIFI network!!), containing everything about anything regarding Earth, including what these humanoids think of Space. Based on how far they've progressed into the field of Space and space travel, I'd say that they'd discover us and our planet in the next 15,000,000 years or so.


If they don't kill themselves first.


For an above averagely advanced species, they sure are confusing.
Every humanoid is different and all of them seem to have different beliefs and different wants.
There are certain groups which strongly oppose the belief of another group of humans, and based on their historical encounters, it is this intolerancy that they bear against each other, and the fight for power, that has resulted in wars, pain and general depression.

The internet is filled with a lot of confusing and conflictng data. I suppose the data conflict because of the people that hold power over such data and the beliefs that such people hold.
Before I start socialising with the humanoids here, I have decided to learn as much from this database as possible.
Humans appear to be highly sociable creatures, and if I must make contact with them, I must have something to talk about without making it too obvious to them that I am, what they would call, alien.


And so, I come to you, with my reports in the most spoken language on Earth, Mandarin.**


And no, I really don't care about how much time you may take to find this webpage (called a blog).


**Now, has been translated to English in the best of my abilities. English doesn't seem to quite capture Mandarin, though. See Entry 2.